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Henrique Couto and Flannel Bear want to get YOU into the spirit of christmas this season with their very own carols! Listen! Sing Along! Don't be a scrooge, it's not always about you!

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released December 5, 2011

All music written by Henrique Couto and Bradley Diehl

Recorded and mixed by Henrique Couto

Featuring
Jay Madewell
Joshua Egeland
Andrew Shearer
Michelle AntiSocial
Samantha Knapp

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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Track Name: Henrique Couto - Cruel Yule
Christmas is a time for love and cheer
that sweeps us all but just once a year
but the reason for the season never concerned me
I always worried more what was under the tree

and if you give me a crappy present
I'll spit in your eye
and if you give me a crappy present
I'll help your pet to die
If you give me a crappy present
I'll be really mad
and It'll be the worse Christmas
that you've ever had

I don't mean to insult your god
but I'd much rather listen to a 160gb iPod
its a time of love and good will to all
so you better not go and drop the ball

If you give me a crappy present
I'll disable the breaks on your car
if you give me a crappy present
you won't make it far
if you give me a crappy present
I'll give you H.I.V.
And it'll be the worst Christmas
that could ever be

I don't want you to think I'm selfish
you should know that by now
So go and get me a new Macbook Pro
I don't care how

If you give me a crappy present
I'll just get you socks
if you give me a crappy present
in hell you'll suck a thousand things
if you give me a crappy present
I'll dig up your mom and dad
it'll be the worst Christmas
you have ever had

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Ipods!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Racecars!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Macbook Pros!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Sweaters!

NO! WHAT WERE NOT EVEN LISTENING?!?

If you give me a crappy present
I'll tie you to a chair
if you give me a crappy present
you'll know why you're there
if you give me a crappy present
I've still got a hunting knife
it'll be the worst Christmas
you ever had in your life
Track Name: Henrique Couto - We Wish Jew a Merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
It's not a big deal!

We know in the past you've been pushed aside
but we wish Jew a merry Christmas
why would I lie?

We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
It's not a big deal!

Now bring us your best matzo
Now bring us your best matzo
Now bring us your best matzo
and I'll share my ginger bread

People may say with not faith this is wrong
but a secular christmas stands
tall and strong

Now bring us your best matzo
Now bring us your best matzo
Now bring us your best matzo
and I'll trade you candy canes!

We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
It's not a big deal!

Archaic rituals are ours now to hold
I'll wish Jew a merry Christmas
if I could be so bold

They try to separate us
They try to separate us
They try to separate us
but we will persevere

We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
We wish Jew a merry Christmas
It's not a big deal!

You know what? This song is too subtle, I have got to get something off of my chest. Because you see people start preaching about the reason for the season and I say, the reason should be to buy each other presents. Show each other how much you care and how much you love them. Because you know what? Not a single black Friday sale at midnight at Wal-Mart has caused never ending war in Israel and Palestine. Has it?
Track Name: Henrique Couto - All I Want for Christmas (is a Machine Gun)
I'm a law abiding citizen never meant no harm
holding to my ideas is what kept me warm
People talk a lot but I decided to act
only thing on my Christmas list is a fact

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

Maybe I just wanted it for self defense
or when those bratty little kids won't get offa my fense!
Belt fed freedom that's what I seek
I'm gonna help the world inherit the week

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

It can make changes happen real real fast
don't even need a ghost of no Christmas past
Scrooge crapped hisself and stopped being greedy
Sent Bob Cratchet on a trip to Tahiti!

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

I could anywhere I damn well please
treating greedy people like they was a disease
I'd look so handsome and damn near regal
I'd be a better mascot than I bald eagle

I'm gonna have to take this all the way up the line
With the help of Saint Nicholas it will be mine
I went all the way to the north pole
Gotta talk to Santa Claus about some, gun control!

All I want for Christmas
A Machine Gun!

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds
Track Name: The Legend of Flannel Bear - Buy Me Presents
Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes
Don't be a scrooge its not always about you

I don't care about baking cookies
I don't care about Christmas carols
all i care about is what I'm getting from you

Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes
don't be a scrooge its not always about you

I don't care about Jesus Christ
I don't care about Santa Claus
all I care about is what I'm getting from you

Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes
don't be a scrooge its not always about you

I don't care about trimming trees
I don't care about nativities
all I care about is what I'm getting from you

Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes
don't be a scrooge its not always about you

I don't care about hanging lights
I don't care about snowball fights
all I care about is what I'm getting from you
Track Name: The Legend of Flannel Bear - Sober Christmas
I've been stuffing all these stockings
with bottles I drank dry
With as much as I've been drinking
it wont be a silent night

I won't be sober this Christmas
oh ill surly be a mess
So tell good ole saint Nick
to put me on top of his naughty list

I'm stumbling and staggering
to hang these lights on this Christmas tree
Stars and angels
are spinning above me

I won't be sober this Christmas
oh ill surly be a mess
So tell good ole saint Nick
to put me on top of his naughty list

I'm drinking underneath this mistletoe
and Santa's gonna bring me a lump of coal
decking these halls with bottles of booze
I guess Christmas is for drunken fools

I won't be sober this Christmas
oh ill surly be a mess
So tell good ole saint Nick
to put me on top of his naughty list

Up on the roof top click click click
down through the chimney drunk and sick
No presents for girls and boys
its vodka and whiskey that bring me joy

I won't be sober this Christmas
oh ill surly be a mess
So tell good ole saint Nick
to put me on top of his naughty list
Track Name: The Legend of Flannel Bear - How The Bitch Stole Christmas
It's the season for giving I gave her all I had
I was busy wrapping presents she was busy on her back
I wont be home for Christmas this year
I wont be spreading any of that Christmas cheer

This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

I'm hoping it's snowing
I know your out blowing him
They say your hearts 3 sizes too small
I say you don't have a heart at all

This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

You're a mean one, you're a bitch
stealing Christmas, without a hitch
filling stockings, up with hate
you think your hot, but your just overweight

AND I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A 39 1/2 FOOT POLE YOU BITCH!

this is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
she broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight