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Henrique Couto - All I Want for Christmas (is a Machine Gun)

from Yule Be Sorry EP by Henrique Couto / The Legend of Flannel Bear

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about

Some people call me over prepared, paranoid, maybe even a little crazy... But they've never made a christmas song that rocked so hard as this one!

lyrics

I'm a law abiding citizen never meant no harm
holding to my ideas is what kept me warm
People talk a lot but I decided to act
only thing on my Christmas list is a fact

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

Maybe I just wanted it for self defense
or when those bratty little kids won't get offa my fense!
Belt fed freedom that's what I seek
I'm gonna help the world inherit the week

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

It can make changes happen real real fast
don't even need a ghost of no Christmas past
Scrooge crapped hisself and stopped being greedy
Sent Bob Cratchet on a trip to Tahiti!

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

I could anywhere I damn well please
treating greedy people like they was a disease
I'd look so handsome and damn near regal
I'd be a better mascot than I bald eagle

I'm gonna have to take this all the way up the line
With the help of Saint Nicholas it will be mine
I went all the way to the north pole
Gotta talk to Santa Claus about some, gun control!

All I want for Christmas
A Machine Gun!

All I want for Christmas is a machine gun
they hear that stuff and started to run
Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds
Christmas this year will know no bounds

credits

from Yule Be Sorry EP, released December 5, 2011
Ukulele and vocals by Henrique Couto
Drums by Jay Madewell
Piano by Joshua Egeland
Bass Guitar by Andrew Shearer

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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