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The Legend of Flannel Bear - How The Bitch Stole Christmas

from Yule Be Sorry EP by Henrique Couto / The Legend of Flannel Bear

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lyrics

It's the season for giving I gave her all I had
I was busy wrapping presents she was busy on her back
I wont be home for Christmas this year
I wont be spreading any of that Christmas cheer

This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

I'm hoping it's snowing
I know your out blowing him
They say your hearts 3 sizes too small
I say you don't have a heart at all

This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

You're a mean one, you're a bitch
stealing Christmas, without a hitch
filling stockings, up with hate
you think your hot, but your just overweight

AND I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A 39 1/2 FOOT POLE YOU BITCH!

this is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes
she broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

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from Yule Be Sorry EP, released December 5, 2011
Guitar and vocals by Flannel Bear

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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