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Music Video found here:
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Let's cut the crap and get to the heart of the matter, this is how christmas works. Buy me what I want or else.

lyrics

Christmas is a time for love and cheer
that sweeps us all but just once a year
but the reason for the season never concerned me
I always worried more what was under the tree

and if you give me a crappy present
I'll spit in your eye
and if you give me a crappy present
I'll help your pet to die
If you give me a crappy present
I'll be really mad
and It'll be the worse Christmas
that you've ever had

I don't mean to insult your god
but I'd much rather listen to a 160gb iPod
its a time of love and good will to all
so you better not go and drop the ball

If you give me a crappy present
I'll disable the breaks on your car
if you give me a crappy present
you won't make it far
if you give me a crappy present
I'll give you H.I.V.
And it'll be the worst Christmas
that could ever be

I don't want you to think I'm selfish
you should know that by now
So go and get me a new Macbook Pro
I don't care how

If you give me a crappy present
I'll just get you socks
if you give me a crappy present
in hell you'll suck a thousand things
if you give me a crappy present
I'll dig up your mom and dad
it'll be the worst Christmas
you have ever had

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Ipods!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Racecars!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Macbook Pros!

What did you get me for Christmas this year?
Sweaters!

NO! WHAT WERE NOT EVEN LISTENING?!?

If you give me a crappy present
I'll tie you to a chair
if you give me a crappy present
you'll know why you're there
if you give me a crappy present
I've still got a hunting knife
it'll be the worst Christmas
you ever had in your life

credits

from Yule Be Sorry EP, released December 5, 2011
Vocals and ukulele by Henrique Couto
Bass Guitar by Andrew Shearer

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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