Porno is a Lie

from by Henrique Couto

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lyrics

Life it can be pretty mean
Especially when you learn from the screen
They don't teach ya how to feel
Them girls doing that, it ain't real

Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie

Tissue and lube on a Friday night
Seems so wrong but it feels so right
From your girlfriend you never learn
So to the internet you do turn

Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie

Some girls just don't like it in there
Or they get real mad when you get it in their hair
There is kinky girls that is true
But it ain't all about pleasing you

Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie

Bukakke, its a lie
Double Penetration, its a lie
Love, uuuuggh

ATM, DP, NSA, S&M, D&D, BBQ, LMAO

Before you go and play the secretary
you better go ahead and master missionary
but life is short and then we're dead
so save some time with some road head

Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie

It's a lie baby, it's a lie, greatest lie ever told. White man's lie!

credits

from That's Loud, released April 21, 2011
Henrique Couto on Ukulele and Vocals
Jay Madewell on Drums
Andrew Shearer on Guitar and Bass
Michelle Antisocial on Backing Vocals

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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