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I Want a Girlfriend

from Uke or Consequences by Henrique Couto

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I want a girlfriend who's pretty and sweet
can't be no rabbit gotta eat some meat
a girl who wants to burn down the malls
and she barks right back at her cat calls.
I want a girlfriend who's pretty and sweet

I want a girlfriend who ain't afraid to pay
knows that soulja boy is totally gay
listens to ice-t when she wants to kick back
and doesn't get mad when i stare at her rack
I want a girlfriend who ain't afraid to pay

I want a girlfriend who's a little odd
knows that I'm a rocknroll god
a girl who's just a little mean
but when I'm with other girls she don't get green
I want a girlfriend who's a little odd

I want a girlfriend who always says please
but she's much more polite when she's on her knees
don't look at me I didn't put her down there
she's the one says "hey pull my hair"
I want a girlfriend who always says please

I want a girlfriend who ain't gonna change me
ain't gonna try to rearrange me
listen I'm just the way I am
so get out of my face goddamn
I just want a girl who ain't gonna change

I want a girlfriend who needs evidence
ain't afraid to sit on the fence
but if you try to sell her your book
she'll spit snort and give you a look
I want a girlfriend who needs evidence

I want a girlfriend who's pretty and sweet
can't be no rabbit gotta eat some meat
a girl who wants to burn down the malls
and she barks right back at her cat calls.
I want a girlfriend who's pretty and sweet

But ladies, don't throw me a bone
cause I'm just happy singing alone

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from Uke or Consequences, released June 10, 2010

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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