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1.
Henrique Couto - Cruel Yule 03:53
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Christmas is a time for love and cheer that sweeps us all but just once a year but the reason for the season never concerned me I always worried more what was under the tree and if you give me a crappy present I'll spit in your eye and if you give me a crappy present I'll help your pet to die If you give me a crappy present I'll be really mad and It'll be the worse Christmas that you've ever had I don't mean to insult your god but I'd much rather listen to a 160gb iPod its a time of love and good will to all so you better not go and drop the ball If you give me a crappy present I'll disable the breaks on your car if you give me a crappy present you won't make it far if you give me a crappy present I'll give you H.I.V. And it'll be the worst Christmas that could ever be I don't want you to think I'm selfish you should know that by now So go and get me a new Macbook Pro I don't care how If you give me a crappy present I'll just get you socks if you give me a crappy present in hell you'll suck a thousand things if you give me a crappy present I'll dig up your mom and dad it'll be the worst Christmas you have ever had What did you get me for Christmas this year? Ipods! What did you get me for Christmas this year? Racecars! What did you get me for Christmas this year? Macbook Pros! What did you get me for Christmas this year? Sweaters! NO! WHAT WERE NOT EVEN LISTENING?!? If you give me a crappy present I'll tie you to a chair if you give me a crappy present you'll know why you're there if you give me a crappy present I've still got a hunting knife it'll be the worst Christmas you ever had in your life
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Henrique Couto - We Wish Jew a Merry Christmas 03:25
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We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas It's not a big deal! We know in the past you've been pushed aside but we wish Jew a merry Christmas why would I lie? We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas It's not a big deal! Now bring us your best matzo Now bring us your best matzo Now bring us your best matzo and I'll share my ginger bread People may say with not faith this is wrong but a secular christmas stands tall and strong Now bring us your best matzo Now bring us your best matzo Now bring us your best matzo and I'll trade you candy canes! We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas It's not a big deal! Archaic rituals are ours now to hold I'll wish Jew a merry Christmas if I could be so bold They try to separate us They try to separate us They try to separate us but we will persevere We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas We wish Jew a merry Christmas It's not a big deal! You know what? This song is too subtle, I have got to get something off of my chest. Because you see people start preaching about the reason for the season and I say, the reason should be to buy each other presents. Show each other how much you care and how much you love them. Because you know what? Not a single black Friday sale at midnight at Wal-Mart has caused never ending war in Israel and Palestine. Has it?
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Henrique Couto - All I Want for Christmas (is a Machine Gun) 04:05
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I'm a law abiding citizen never meant no harm holding to my ideas is what kept me warm People talk a lot but I decided to act only thing on my Christmas list is a fact All I want for Christmas is a machine gun they hear that stuff and started to run Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds Christmas this year will know no bounds Maybe I just wanted it for self defense or when those bratty little kids won't get offa my fense! Belt fed freedom that's what I seek I'm gonna help the world inherit the week All I want for Christmas is a machine gun they hear that stuff and started to run Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds Christmas this year will know no bounds It can make changes happen real real fast don't even need a ghost of no Christmas past Scrooge crapped hisself and stopped being greedy Sent Bob Cratchet on a trip to Tahiti! All I want for Christmas is a machine gun they hear that stuff and started to run Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds Christmas this year will know no bounds I could anywhere I damn well please treating greedy people like they was a disease I'd look so handsome and damn near regal I'd be a better mascot than I bald eagle I'm gonna have to take this all the way up the line With the help of Saint Nicholas it will be mine I went all the way to the north pole Gotta talk to Santa Claus about some, gun control! All I want for Christmas A Machine Gun! All I want for Christmas is a machine gun they hear that stuff and started to run Stockings all stuffed with 9mm rounds Christmas this year will know no bounds
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The Legend of Flannel Bear - Buy Me Presents 02:08
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Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes Don't be a scrooge its not always about you I don't care about baking cookies I don't care about Christmas carols all i care about is what I'm getting from you Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes don't be a scrooge its not always about you I don't care about Jesus Christ I don't care about Santa Claus all I care about is what I'm getting from you Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes don't be a scrooge its not always about you I don't care about trimming trees I don't care about nativities all I care about is what I'm getting from you Buy me presents of all shapes and sizes don't be a scrooge its not always about you I don't care about hanging lights I don't care about snowball fights all I care about is what I'm getting from you
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The Legend of Flannel Bear - Sober Christmas 02:43
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I've been stuffing all these stockings with bottles I drank dry With as much as I've been drinking it wont be a silent night I won't be sober this Christmas oh ill surly be a mess So tell good ole saint Nick to put me on top of his naughty list I'm stumbling and staggering to hang these lights on this Christmas tree Stars and angels are spinning above me I won't be sober this Christmas oh ill surly be a mess So tell good ole saint Nick to put me on top of his naughty list I'm drinking underneath this mistletoe and Santa's gonna bring me a lump of coal decking these halls with bottles of booze I guess Christmas is for drunken fools I won't be sober this Christmas oh ill surly be a mess So tell good ole saint Nick to put me on top of his naughty list Up on the roof top click click click down through the chimney drunk and sick No presents for girls and boys its vodka and whiskey that bring me joy I won't be sober this Christmas oh ill surly be a mess So tell good ole saint Nick to put me on top of his naughty list
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The Legend of Flannel Bear - How The Bitch Stole Christmas 02:47
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It's the season for giving I gave her all I had I was busy wrapping presents she was busy on her back I wont be home for Christmas this year I wont be spreading any of that Christmas cheer This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight I'm hoping it's snowing I know your out blowing him They say your hearts 3 sizes too small I say you don't have a heart at all This is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes She broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight You're a mean one, you're a bitch stealing Christmas, without a hitch filling stockings, up with hate you think your hot, but your just overweight AND I WOULDN'T TOUCH YOU WITH A 39 1/2 FOOT POLE YOU BITCH! this is how the bitch stole Christmas right in front of my eyes she broke my heart a million time and even Rudolph's light couldn't guide me home tonight

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Henrique Couto and Flannel Bear want to get YOU into the spirit of christmas this season with their very own carols! Listen! Sing Along! Don't be a scrooge, it's not always about you!

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released December 5, 2011

All music written by Henrique Couto and Bradley Diehl

Recorded and mixed by Henrique Couto

Featuring
Jay Madewell
Joshua Egeland
Andrew Shearer
Michelle AntiSocial
Samantha Knapp

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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