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That's Loud

by Henrique Couto

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1.
You're never home Can't be alone Cause by yourself is bad for your health That might be good enough for him That might be good enough for you I might not want your lovin' But I guess it's better than nothing Better than nothing It's one big sound You're never around So I sit at home Wait for you to throw me a bone That might be good enough for him That might be good enough for you I might not want your lovin' But I guess it's better than nothing Better than nothing Better than nothing Better than nothing Better than nothing Better than nothing I'm so sick of your facebook but I can't help but to give it a look the things you're saying Games you're playing That might be good enough for him That might be good enough for you I might not want your lovin' But I guess it's better than nothing Better than nothing B-b-b-b-better than nothing B-b-b-b-better than nothing Oh shit! (rock and roll meltdown)
2.
I used to worry about what people thought about me. But now I couldn't care less as you can plainly see They said I was stupid, they said I was strange well maybe I am, but I'll never change The world may not like me, but that's ok There's only one thing I've got to say Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody They talked about me, a bunch of dirty lies and they laughed at me, till it made me cry now they can all kiss my ass because I found myself and I'm such a gas The world may not like me, but that's ok There's only one thing I've got to say Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody I went the sideman route and lord knows how i tried I kissed a lot of ass and lost a lot of pride no matter how much you give they're never satisfied the only way to please them is to commit suicide they slandered my name and said i was a fool they were just jealous, because I'm so cool I'm ahead of my time, I'm a renaissance man if I make you look bad I don't give a damn The world may not like me, but that's ok There's only one thing I've got to say Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody Kiss My Ass
3.
Life it can be pretty mean Especially when you learn from the screen They don't teach ya how to feel Them girls doing that, it ain't real Porno is a Lie Porno is a Lie Take it from this guy Porno is a Lie Tissue and lube on a Friday night Seems so wrong but it feels so right From your girlfriend you never learn So to the internet you do turn Porno is a Lie Porno is a Lie Take it from this guy Porno is a Lie Some girls just don't like it in there Or they get real mad when you get it in their hair There is kinky girls that is true But it ain't all about pleasing you Porno is a Lie Porno is a Lie Take it from this guy Porno is a Lie Bukakke, its a lie Double Penetration, its a lie Love, uuuuggh ATM, DP, NSA, S&M, D&D, BBQ, LMAO Before you go and play the secretary you better go ahead and master missionary but life is short and then we're dead so save some time with some road head Porno is a Lie Porno is a Lie Take it from this guy Porno is a Lie It's a lie baby, it's a lie, greatest lie ever told. White man's lie!
4.
Drunk Girl 03:07
Sit on down here right next to me Look me in the eye but you cannot see Sitting alone at a party can be hell and I'm sure you really mean well Hey drunk girl, don't bother me Drunk girl, just leave me be Drunk girl, just go away Find somewhere else to play. You say you wanna hear me sing But sloppy drunk lovin' just ain't my thing You seem like you really wanna get far I just wanna get back to my car Hey drunk girl, don't bother me Drunk girl, just leave me be Drunk girl, just go away Find somewhere else to play. Don't you come around here Your breasts are out and you smell like beer Nibbling on that pizza like a rat There ain't no way I'm touching that Hey drunk girl, don't bother me Drunk girl, just leave me be Drunk girl, just go away Find somewhere else to play. Your glazed over drunken eyes Something I just wanna despise but I could give you a chance in the end Oh wait, here comes your boyfriend Hey drunk girl, don't bother me Drunk girl, just leave me be Drunk girl, just go away Find somewhere else to play.
5.
When I met you the damage was already done but I thought maybe we could still manage some fun I guess I was just trying hard not to see how could you ever be expected to want me I can't compete at all my personality is taking the fall I can't compete with you with all your old habits, what could I do trying to redefine the word honesty doesn't comfort you if it burns to pee I can't be what you need when i'm already trying to be lou reed I can't compete with him you opinions spin on a whim I can't compete with this where was that honesty I felt when we'd kiss? Being a nice guy just sucks so much dick as the days pass you by it will make you sick but when you look yourself square in the eye you'll be comforted in knowing it isn't a lie I can't compete at all my personality is taking the fall I can't compete today thats why I know that I can't stay Why did I stay, day after day How do I get away from you? Are you even able to miss me when i'm gone there's always a new guy you can get up on I'd like to think your heart is soft and beating lord do I know that love is fleeting
6.
If you want to go and take me home you will be surely mistaken if you want to call me on the phone here is the risk you will be takin I'm completely defective, every way I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay I can't publicly show affection I've come to expect a level of rejection if you meet me out in public and you sit down right beside me no doubt you'll get sick to your stomach when I start to explain what I see I'm completely defective, every way I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay I can't publicly show affection I've come to expect a level of rejection I judge myself harsher than you ever will introspectively crunching numbers all day liking me is like a battle uphill but to me there is no other way I'm completely defective, every way I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay I can't publicly show affection I've come to expect a level of rejection I wore a star trek uniform in school not the kind of thing that makes sense to you none of the girls would ever think I'm cool but to me there's nothing that I'd rather do I'm completely selective in every way I don't blame you, if you don't wanna play my heart is open and soft inside I refuse to ever hide
7.
I didn't know when I met you You would do all the things you do Now I just want something more All this waiting has gone and made me sore Jump on out of your comfort zone and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts Hop into the dumpster and get yourself some free doughnuts You don't love me, get out of my way It's not like I ever planned to stay I guess I wasn't your soul mate I'll move on you stay right here and gain weight Jump on out of your comfort zone and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts Hop into the dumpster and get yourself some free doughnuts You look at me and you roll your eyes Everything that you despise I just wanted ketchup at a Burger King I'll jump over this counter and I'll make you sing Jump on out of your comfort zone and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts Hop into the dumpster and get yourself some free doughnuts When I'm with you they really do stare That's how I knew there was something there I'm just wandering on and on I ain't gonna worry about when you're gone Free Doughnuts!
8.
Diet Rite, Spring Cats, Sidewalks Breezes, Sandles Pizza, Hugs These are the Things that I Like Sand, Tacos Leaves, Toothpaste Email, Money Garry Shandling These are the Things that I Like Music, Rain Smiles, Cheeseburgers Compliments, Love Jay on Drums These are the Things that I Like Pineapple, Ukuleles, Magic, Cake Movies, Sun Roofs Andrew Playing with Me These are the Things that I Like Science, Jokes Re-animator, Mom Laughing, Ice Cream Penn and Teller These are the Things that I Like Glasses, Flowers Birthdays, Travel Candy, T-shirts Mojo Nixon These are the Things that I Like Shampoo, Couches Washboards, Kisses Mornings, Cheeseburgers Books, Kindness These are the Things that I Like Curse Words, Magnets Sandwiches, Thunder Grass, Pranks Chinese Food These are the Things that I Like
9.
Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality! Balls Murder Balls Homosexuality!
10.
Let's go for the gusto. I wake up in the morning looking fine I put my pants on two legs at a time No need for that hyperbole Look into my eyes and you will see I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great I've got the body of a greek god I listen to myself on my iPod I'm handsome I'll give a dog frets So don't walk away before you regret I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great My hair waves like a flag of love I'm the one you've been thinking of Why don't you just stand and salute and give that ole guy of yours the boot I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great I look into your eyes late at night I know it must be alright Like Captain Picard explores space I'm gonna make love to your face! I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great I'm just so great

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Ukulele is taken to completely new levels in this garage rock monster.

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released April 21, 2011

Jay Madewell on Drums
Andrew Shearer on Guitar and Bass

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Henrique Couto Dayton, Ohio

Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more

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