That's Loud
by Henrique Couto
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Better Than Nothing
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Fuck Everybody
02:58
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Porno is a Lie
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Drunk Girl
03:07
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Can't Compete
04:36
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Completely Defective
03:33
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Free Doughnuts
02:27
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Things I Like
04:17
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Balls Murder Balls
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I'm Just So Great
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about
Ukulele is taken to completely new levels in this garage rock monster.
credits
released 21 April 2011
Jay Madewell on Drums
Andrew Shearer on Guitar and Bass
Jay Madewell on Drums
Andrew Shearer on Guitar and Bass
tags
license
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Henrique Couto is a writer and filmmaker who discovered his love of music later in life, around 22 years old when he had bobbed his head to Mojo Nixon's album "Frenzy" for 22 consecutive hours. When he stopped his constant gyration his mind settled in place and convinced him to buy a ukulele. ... more
discography
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Apr 2011 -
Aug 2012 -
Jun 2010 -
Oct 2012 -
Oct 2011 -
Dec 2011 -
Aug 2012 -
Dec 2009
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- Track Name: Better Than Nothing
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You're never home
Can't be alone
Cause by yourself
is bad for your health
That might be good enough for him
That might be good enough for you
I might not want your lovin'
But I guess it's better than nothing
Better than nothing
It's one big sound
You're never around
So I sit at home
Wait for you to throw me a bone
That might be good enough for him
That might be good enough for you
I might not want your lovin'
But I guess it's better than nothing
Better than nothing
Better than nothing
Better than nothing
Better than nothing
Better than nothing
I'm so sick of your facebook
but I can't help but to give it a look
the things you're saying
Games you're playing
That might be good enough for him
That might be good enough for you
I might not want your lovin'
But I guess it's better than nothing
Better than nothing
B-b-b-b-better than nothing
B-b-b-b-better than nothing
Oh shit!
(rock and roll meltdown) - Track Name: Fuck Everybody
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I used to worry about what people thought about me.
But now I couldn't care less as you can plainly see
They said I was stupid, they said I was strange
well maybe I am, but I'll never change
The world may not like me, but that's ok
There's only one thing I've got to say
Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody
They talked about me, a bunch of dirty lies
and they laughed at me, till it made me cry
now they can all kiss my ass
because I found myself and I'm such a gas
The world may not like me, but that's ok
There's only one thing I've got to say
Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody
I went the sideman route and lord knows how i tried
I kissed a lot of ass and lost a lot of pride
no matter how much you give they're never satisfied
the only way to please them is to commit suicide
they slandered my name and said i was a fool
they were just jealous, because I'm so cool
I'm ahead of my time, I'm a renaissance man
if I make you look bad I don't give a damn
The world may not like me, but that's ok
There's only one thing I've got to say
Fuck Everybody, Fuck Everybody
Kiss My Ass - Track Name: Porno is a Lie
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Life it can be pretty mean
Especially when you learn from the screen
They don't teach ya how to feel
Them girls doing that, it ain't real
Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie
Tissue and lube on a Friday night
Seems so wrong but it feels so right
From your girlfriend you never learn
So to the internet you do turn
Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie
Some girls just don't like it in there
Or they get real mad when you get it in their hair
There is kinky girls that is true
But it ain't all about pleasing you
Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie
Bukakke, its a lie
Double Penetration, its a lie
Love, uuuuggh
ATM, DP, NSA, S&M, D&D, BBQ, LMAO
Before you go and play the secretary
you better go ahead and master missionary
but life is short and then we're dead
so save some time with some road head
Porno is a Lie
Porno is a Lie
Take it from this guy
Porno is a Lie
It's a lie baby, it's a lie, greatest lie ever told. White man's lie! - Track Name: Drunk Girl
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Sit on down here right next to me
Look me in the eye but you cannot see
Sitting alone at a party can be hell
and I'm sure you really mean well
Hey drunk girl, don't bother me
Drunk girl, just leave me be
Drunk girl, just go away
Find somewhere else to play.
You say you wanna hear me sing
But sloppy drunk lovin' just ain't my thing
You seem like you really wanna get far
I just wanna get back to my car
Hey drunk girl, don't bother me
Drunk girl, just leave me be
Drunk girl, just go away
Find somewhere else to play.
Don't you come around here
Your breasts are out and you smell like beer
Nibbling on that pizza like a rat
There ain't no way I'm touching that
Hey drunk girl, don't bother me
Drunk girl, just leave me be
Drunk girl, just go away
Find somewhere else to play.
Your glazed over drunken eyes
Something I just wanna despise
but I could give you a chance in the end
Oh wait, here comes your boyfriend
Hey drunk girl, don't bother me
Drunk girl, just leave me be
Drunk girl, just go away
Find somewhere else to play. - Track Name: Can't Compete
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When I met you the damage was already done
but I thought maybe we could still manage some fun
I guess I was just trying hard not to see
how could you ever be expected to want me
I can't compete at all
my personality is taking the fall
I can't compete with you
with all your old habits, what could I do
trying to redefine the word honesty
doesn't comfort you if it burns to pee
I can't be what you need
when i'm already trying to be lou reed
I can't compete with him
you opinions spin on a whim
I can't compete with this
where was that honesty I felt when we'd kiss?
Being a nice guy just sucks so much dick
as the days pass you by it will make you sick
but when you look yourself square in the eye
you'll be comforted in knowing it isn't a lie
I can't compete at all
my personality is taking the fall
I can't compete today
thats why I know that I can't stay
Why did I stay, day after day
How do I get away from you?
Are you even able to miss me when i'm gone
there's always a new guy you can get up on
I'd like to think your heart is soft and beating
lord do I know that love is fleeting - Track Name: Completely Defective
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If you want to go and take me home
you will be surely mistaken
if you want to call me on the phone
here is the risk you will be takin
I'm completely defective, every way
I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay
I can't publicly show affection
I've come to expect a level of rejection
if you meet me out in public
and you sit down right beside me
no doubt you'll get sick to your stomach
when I start to explain what I see
I'm completely defective, every way
I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay
I can't publicly show affection
I've come to expect a level of rejection
I judge myself harsher than you ever will
introspectively crunching numbers all day
liking me is like a battle uphill
but to me there is no other way
I'm completely defective, every way
I don't blame you, if you don't wanna stay
I can't publicly show affection
I've come to expect a level of rejection
I wore a star trek uniform in school
not the kind of thing that makes sense to you
none of the girls would ever think I'm cool
but to me there's nothing that I'd rather do
I'm completely selective in every way
I don't blame you, if you don't wanna play
my heart is open and soft inside
I refuse to ever hide - Track Name: Free Doughnuts
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I didn't know when I met you
You would do all the things you do
Now I just want something more
All this waiting has gone and made me sore
Jump on out of your comfort zone
and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone
I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts
Hop into the dumpster and
get yourself some free doughnuts
You don't love me, get out of my way
It's not like I ever planned to stay
I guess I wasn't your soul mate
I'll move on you stay right here and gain weight
Jump on out of your comfort zone
and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone
I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts
Hop into the dumpster and
get yourself some free doughnuts
You look at me and you roll your eyes
Everything that you despise
I just wanted ketchup at a Burger King
I'll jump over this counter and I'll make you sing
Jump on out of your comfort zone
and don't be afraid, afraid to be alone
I don't want no ifs, ands, or butts
Hop into the dumpster and
get yourself some free doughnuts
When I'm with you they really do stare
That's how I knew there was something there
I'm just wandering on and on
I ain't gonna worry about when you're gone
Free Doughnuts! - Track Name: Things I Like
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Diet Rite, Spring
Cats, Sidewalks
Breezes, Sandles
Pizza, Hugs
These are the Things that I Like
Sand, Tacos
Leaves, Toothpaste
Email, Money
Garry Shandling
These are the Things that I Like
Music, Rain
Smiles, Cheeseburgers
Compliments, Love
Jay on Drums
These are the Things that I Like
Pineapple, Ukuleles,
Magic, Cake
Movies, Sun Roofs
Andrew Playing with Me
These are the Things that I Like
Science, Jokes
Re-animator, Mom
Laughing, Ice Cream
Penn and Teller
These are the Things that I Like
Glasses, Flowers
Birthdays, Travel
Candy, T-shirts
Mojo Nixon
These are the Things that I Like
Shampoo, Couches
Washboards, Kisses
Mornings, Cheeseburgers
Books, Kindness
These are the Things that I Like
Curse Words, Magnets
Sandwiches, Thunder
Grass, Pranks
Chinese Food
These are the Things that I Like - Track Name: Balls Murder Balls
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Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality!
Balls Murder Balls
Homosexuality! - Track Name: I'm Just So Great
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Let's go for the gusto.
I wake up in the morning looking fine
I put my pants on two legs at a time
No need for that hyperbole
Look into my eyes and you will see
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I've got the body of a greek god
I listen to myself on my iPod
I'm handsome I'll give a dog frets
So don't walk away before you regret
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
My hair waves like a flag of love
I'm the one you've been thinking of
Why don't you just stand and salute
and give that ole guy of yours the boot
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I look into your eyes late at night
I know it must be alright
Like Captain Picard explores space
I'm gonna make love to your face!
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
I'm just so great
